Noir Black Snake Wetlook Short Shorts, A Zip Of Mischief

A snake-pattern finish and a zip with a cheeky purpose

Some shorts have a little more in mind than simply getting dressed. Noir Black Snake Wetlook Short Shorts combine a close, short cut with a light-catching, snake-inspired finish, bringing a playful edge to a familiar menswear shape.

The front zip adds its own invitation, giving you access without taking the shorts off. Around it, the patterned wetlook keeps the lines clean, while short legs leave plenty of skin on show below.

Bring them out for a private date, an evening of dressing up or a moment when you fancy a little more shine. Enjoy them on their own or build a bolder outfit around them. There is plenty of room for your own kind of mischief.

“A little snake-pattern shine, with a shortcut to the fun.”

Noir Snake Wetlook Short Shorts Key Features

⭐ Snake-pattern wetlook — a printed, animal-inspired finish that catches the light.

⭐ Black coated fabric — gives the shorts their sleek after-dark appearance.

⭐ Front zip — offers access while the shorts stay on.

⭐ Short, fitted cut — keeps the outline close around the hips and upper thighs.

⭐ Stretch blend — 90% polyester and 10% elastane, with a polymer coating.

⭐ Covered rear shape — fabric across the seat continues the snake-pattern finish.

Product Details

The snake-inspired pattern gives these shorts more visual detail than a plain wetlook style. The coated surface catches the light across the front and rear, bringing the print into view as you move. It is a sleek look with a little animal-inspired character, all in black.

The front zip is both a design feature and a practical part of the play. It gives you an opening at the front without needing to remove the garment, leaving the rest of the shorts in place. Take your time with the fastening and keep skin and fabric clear as you open or close it.

Short leg edges keep the shape close to the upper thighs, while the back has fabric coverage across the seat. The snake-pattern wetlook continues across the back, giving the shorts a complete, considered look from both sides. The zip provides the cheeky extra detail at the front.

The polyester and elastane blend provides stretch for the fitted shape. Ease the shorts into place and smooth the fabric with your palms, treating the coated surface gently. Wear them as the centrepiece of a private-evening outfit, or pair them with a favourite top when you fancy making a fuller look of it.

Best For

A playful night in, a romantic getaway or a dressing-up treat when you enjoy wetlook menswear with a practical twist. The front zip will especially appeal if you like keeping a garment part of the moment rather than setting it aside.

They also suit someone who enjoys a short, fitted shape with coverage across the rear. The snake-pattern finish gives the shorts personality, making them a lovely choice for an outfit that feels a little more daring than your everyday favourites.

For A Little Shine And Spontaneity

You like an animal-inspired finish, and enjoy details that do more than decorate. These shorts bring the snake-pattern look together with a front zip, so the visual appeal and playful purpose sit neatly in one piece.

If getting dressed is part of the anticipation, there is plenty to enjoy before the evening goes anywhere. Take a moment with the fit, let the pattern catch the light and choose the touches that feel like you. A little change of outfit can be all the invitation you need.

Product Information

ℹ️ Brand: Noir Handmade.

ℹ️ Style: Snake wetlook short shorts.

ℹ️ Colour: Black.

ℹ️ Fabric composition: 90% polyester, 10% elastane, with a polymer coating.

ℹ️ Finish: Printed snake-pattern wetlook.

ℹ️ Front: Zip opening.

ℹ️ Cut: Short and fitted, with fabric coverage across the seat.

What’s Included

ℹ️ One pair of Noir black snake wetlook short shorts.

Care Note

When it’s time for a freshen-up, the garment’s care label will guide you. Wash gently in cold water with a mild liquid detergent and lay flat to dry. Keep the coated fabric away from heat and skip the tumble dryer. Handle the zip gently, taking care not to catch the fabric, and keep sharp nails and jewellery clear of the surface.

Tip

Settle the shorts comfortably before using the front zip. Move the fastening slowly, keeping skin and fabric clear, so you can enjoy the detail without interrupting the mood.

Shop With Confidence

We reckon these shorts have a lovely balance of sleek and cheeky. The snake-pattern wetlook brings the shine, the short cut keeps the shape playful and the front zip gives the evening a little extra possibility. A little mischief, neatly dressed.

We’ve been helping Aussies find their kind of fun for over 25 years, with a warm welcome, useful detail and a little cheek along the way. We’re glad you’re here. Take your time, enjoy choosing and make the moment your own.