Creature Slime Jizz Lube White – Unscented Monster Loads, No Regret
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Creature Slime Jizz Lube White – Unscented Monster Loads, No Regret. Summon your wildest fantasies without the funky aftersmell – Creature Slime Creature Cum Unscented Jizz Lubricant brings thick, gooey, otherworldly texture to your kink play with zero scent. It’s your ticket to deep, messy, monster-fuelled fun.
Creature Slime Jizz Lube White – Unscented Monster Loads, No Regret – Main Features:
✅ Unscented creamy white ‘creature cum’ formula – no smell, just slick thrills
✅ Extra-thick and gooey for wild, wet roleplay and fantasy play
✅ Water-based and safe to use with all toy types and latex
✅ Rinses clean with warm water and soap – no fabric drama
✅ Designed for monster fans, fantasy kinksters, and deviant fun
✅ Made by Creature Cocks – the slime kings of roleplay realism
This 8oz (236ml) bottle is packed with viscous, glossy, unscented slime that looks just like a monster’s mess—but without the reek. It's perfect for immersive play, cosplay scenes, or adding that dripping final touch to your favourite fantasy toy.
Whether you’re filling up on alien goo, deep-sea slickness or demonic love juice, Creature Slime delivers the creamy chaos without compromise. Apply generously to bring your creature kinks to life—then wash it away like it never happened.
How to Use & Clean Up
ℹ️ Apply liberally to toys or body areas during play
ℹ️ Safe for vaginal, anal, or toy use
ℹ️ Cleans easily with warm water and mild soap
ℹ️ Store in a cool, dry place and avoid eye contact
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The Love Shop Australia proudly stocks bold, quality-tested products for all your adult fantasies. Discreet Aussie shipping, fast dispatch, and friendly support. Free shipping on orders over $100 – so treat yourself.
FAQs — Discreet Shipping, Express Delivery & Easy Returns
Everything you need to know about privacy, delivery, tracking, returns and warranties at The Love Shop Australia. We ship fast, pack discreetly, and make exchanges easy.
No. We don’t offer customer accounts or loyalty programs, and we never send promotional emails or texts. Your privacy is our priority. Extra logins and third-party rewards schemes can increase the risk of unauthorised use, so we simply don’t allow them. We only contact you about your current order (confirmation, tracking, or support)—nothing else.
Yes. Order by noon for same-day dispatch via Australia Post Express Post with tracking. Orders placed after noon dispatch the next business day.
Absolutely. We use plain, unbranded packaging—no logos or product names. Sender details are neutral, and your bank statement shows our registered business name, The Love Shop (never product details).
Yes—Free Express Shipping on all orders over $100. Below $100, we have a flat Express rate of $12.50
Yes. We happily deliver to PO Boxes and Parcel Lockers anywhere Australia Post services.
If it’s not quite right, return it within 30 days in its original, unopened packaging for a store gift card (no expiry). We don’t offer refunds for change of mind — please choose carefully
💛 For lingerie and wearable items, returns are accepted if unworn/unused, tags attached, and original packaging intact. Please note: return postage is at your cost.
Something not working as promised? We’ve got your back. Email sales@theloveshop.com.au within 30 days of purchase. We may request a clear photo or short video to assess the fault. If confirmed, we’ll replace it with free shipping—or refund you in full if a like-for-like isn’t available. (Misuse or physical damage isn’t covered.)
Quick troubleshooting before you contact us
• Use fresh, standard batteries and insert them correctly
• Make sure the battery compartment is sealed (for waterproof items)
• Hold the power button for a 3-5 seconds to turn most toys on/off
You’re entitled to a repair, replacement or refund if a product is faulty, unsafe, or not as described. We proudly honour the Australian Consumer Law (ACL)—so you can shop with confidence.
✉️ sales@theloveshop.com.au
📞 (08) 8947 0405 (During Business Hours)
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