Creature Cocks Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo Rainbow
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Ready to go deep? This extra long Majestic Merman dong is perfect for exploring the depths of your desires! With iridescent rainbow colors that really pop out among your other toys and gear, this toy is eye-catching and beautiful!
The S-shaped curve to the shaft helps it hit all the right spots. As it is penetrating you thoroughly with over 10 inches of length, the bumps, grooves, ridges, swirls, curves and nubs stimulate you even more!
This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on!
Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.
You were never going to be satisfied with normal. Dating kept disappointing you and one night stands still left so much to be desired. Boredom wasn't something you could be content with, so you turned your energy towards something else; exploring the forgotten mysteries of the deep sea. The creatures under the water were beautiful, magnificent, and held so much more than empty conversation. You had no idea this trip was going to take you beyond your wildest dreams.
It happened at 3 AM in the morning. A storm hit and your ship capsized. You managed to climb aboard one of the only remaining lifeboats but were left all alone. During the day you'd hide from the sun and at night you would shiver and look for fish that you might be able to eat. Exhausted and with a spear in your hand you fell into the water trying to catch a tuna on your third day. As you fell into the water you wondered, "Is it worth trying to swim? What if I just kept sinking?" That's when you saw them; the most beautiful pair of glowing eyes. It was captivating! It distracted you so much you almost forgot that you hadn't been breathing for a while. Your body convulsed, begging for air, and suddenly all your survival instincts kicked into gear! You thrashed in the water trying to get up but you just… couldn't… make it…
But then you feel two hands on your body grabbing you and suddenly his lips are on yours, breathing life into you! Your body rocks into his, holding on for dear life, and as you regain your senses you see the most beautiful, dazzling, iridescent rainbow Merman! His very touch is giving you life and with each kiss he keeps you breathing. You find a rhythm and the rhythm intoxicates you. He tears the remainder of your days old clothing off and you are naked, tumbling through the water with him, kissing and holding on to each other's flesh, feverish with desire. His massive rod pops free from his scaly torso and you see this long, curved, beautiful shaft. You look him in the eyes as if asking permission, slide one hand onto it to stroke it. His eyes half-close in pleasure. You guide it inside and you gasp! Before you lose too much breath, he kisses you again, breathing into you as he exhales, pumping into you as you rock your hips onto his! In this moment, you know that you can never have normal again.
Creature Cocks Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo Rainbow Features:
- Premium Silicone
- Suction Cup Base
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Harness Compatible
- Phthalate Free
Measurements:
- Overall length: 10.2 inches.
- Insertable length: 8.7 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.4 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.9 inches.
FAQs — Discreet Shipping, Express Delivery & Easy Returns
Everything you need to know about privacy, delivery, tracking, returns and warranties at The Love Shop Australia. We ship fast, pack discreetly, and make exchanges easy.
No. We don’t offer customer accounts or loyalty programs, and we never send promotional emails or texts. Your privacy is our priority. Extra logins and third-party rewards schemes can increase the risk of unauthorised use, so we simply don’t allow them. We only contact you about your current order (confirmation, tracking, or support)—nothing else.
Yes. Order by noon for same-day dispatch via Australia Post Express Post with tracking. Orders placed after noon dispatch the next business day.
Absolutely. We use plain, unbranded packaging—no logos or product names. Sender details are neutral, and your bank statement shows our registered business name, The Love Shop (never product details).
Yes—Free Express Shipping on all orders over $100. Below $100, we have a flat Express rate of $12.50
Yes. We happily deliver to PO Boxes and Parcel Lockers anywhere Australia Post services.
If it’s not quite right, return it within 30 days in its original, unopened packaging for a store gift card (no expiry). We don’t offer refunds for change of mind — please choose carefully
💛 For lingerie and wearable items, returns are accepted if unworn/unused, tags attached, and original packaging intact. Please note: return postage is at your cost.
Something not working as promised? We’ve got your back. Email sales@theloveshop.com.au within 30 days of purchase. We may request a clear photo or short video to assess the fault. If confirmed, we’ll replace it with free shipping—or refund you in full if a like-for-like isn’t available. (Misuse or physical damage isn’t covered.)
Quick troubleshooting before you contact us
• Use fresh, standard batteries and insert them correctly
• Make sure the battery compartment is sealed (for waterproof items)
• Hold the power button for a 3-5 seconds to turn most toys on/off
You’re entitled to a repair, replacement or refund if a product is faulty, unsafe, or not as described. We proudly honour the Australian Consumer Law (ACL)—so you can shop with confidence.
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