Screw U Card Game Fun and Suggestive
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Screw U Card Game Fun and Suggestive. Spice up your next gathering with the Screw U Card Game, a cheeky twist on the classic Go-Fish-style format. This hilarious adult card game livens up any social setting with tongue-in-cheek card names like “Wet Pussy” or “Big Black Cock,” ensuring that your friends, date night crew, or party guests will be laughing all night long. Whether you’re hosting a couples’ get-together, a casual night in with friends, or a themed party, Screw U promises raucous fun and a memorable experience for everyone.
The rules are simple: ask the other players for matching cards from your hand. If they don’t have the card, they respond with “SCREW YOU,” forcing you to draw from the central pile. As you accumulate and match pairs, keep track of how many sets you’ve completed—whoever ends up with the most pairs at the end wins. But winning isn’t all that matters; it’s the silly banter, the daring card titles, and the collective thrill of never knowing what you’ll draw next that truly make this game shine.
Screw U Card Game Fun and Suggestive Main Features:
- Go-Fish Format – Simple to understand, with an adult twist on every draw.
- Hilarious Card Titles – Outrageous names that keep players engaged and laughing.
- Perfect Party Essential – Elevates any game night, bachelorette party, or casual hangout.
- Easy Setup – Jump right in without complicated instructions or extra accessories.
- Memorable Moments – Encourages playful interactions, revealing new sides of friends and partners.
At The Love Shop, Australia’s favourite adult store, we know a thing or two about combining fun and excitement. Screw U is more than just a card game—it’s a conversation starter that breaks the ice and brings out everyone’s playful side. Perfect for couples, friends, and even as an alternative to conventional adult toys and sex toys at your next party, Screw U keeps the mood light, energetic, and full of innuendo.
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If it’s not quite right, return it within 30 days in its original, unopened packaging for a store gift card (no expiry). We don’t offer refunds for change of mind — please choose carefully
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Something not working as promised? We’ve got your back. Email sales@theloveshop.com.au within 30 days of purchase. We may request a clear photo or short video to assess the fault. If confirmed, we’ll replace it with free shipping—or refund you in full if a like-for-like isn’t available. (Misuse or physical damage isn’t covered.)
Quick troubleshooting before you contact us
• Use fresh, standard batteries and insert them correctly
• Make sure the battery compartment is sealed (for waterproof items)
• Hold the power button for a 3-5 seconds to turn most toys on/off
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