The Skwert 5 Pc Douche Kit Clamshell Black
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This anytime-anywhere douche is specifically made for those encounters when you don’t have time to fully prepare. The silicone nozzle comes with 2 threaded adapters that fit most water bottles. This must-have man on man tool is designed to fit in your back pocket for an on-the-go clean for those inopportune moments that you just can’t pass up. Forget finding a shower hose, just find a bottle of water, screw it on, and you’re ready to go! The powerful and iconic Boneyard-branded design has a sleek 5-hole silicone nozzle and features 2 different threaded adapters that fit most water bottles. The kit also comes with a hose adapter so you can use the nozzle on your favorite shower hose. Ideal for travel, on-the-go, and everyday use. You can be assured the Skwert will get you through the punishment of your longest play sessions time and time again.
Product Specs
The 4” silicone nozzle is 100% soft touch silicone. The adapters are solid ABS construction with a small thread and large thread fitting for a non-leak fit. The kit also comes with a standard thread shower hose adapter and sanitary storage cap.
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Sanitary Storage Cap
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Soft 100% Soft Touch Silicone 4” (10cm) Nozzle
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Small Water Bottle Attachment
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Large Water Bottle Attachment
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Shower Hose Attachment
Product Care
This product is safe with all lubricants, completely hypoallergenic, non-irritating and compatible with sensitive skin.
Care Instructions:
Wash thoroughly with mild soap and warm water or toy cleaner. Pat dry and allow product to completely air dry. Store separately.
FAQs — Discreet Shipping, Express Delivery & Easy Returns
Everything you need to know about privacy, delivery, tracking, returns and warranties at The Love Shop Australia. We ship fast, pack discreetly, and make exchanges easy.
No. We don’t offer customer accounts or loyalty programs, and we never send promotional emails or texts. Your privacy is our priority. Extra logins and third-party rewards schemes can increase the risk of unauthorised use, so we simply don’t allow them. We only contact you about your current order (confirmation, tracking, or support)—nothing else.
Yes. Order by noon for same-day dispatch via Australia Post Express Post with tracking. Orders placed after noon dispatch the next business day.
Absolutely. We use plain, unbranded packaging—no logos or product names. Sender details are neutral, and your bank statement shows our registered business name, The Love Shop (never product details).
Yes—Free Express Shipping on all orders over $100. Below $100, we have a flat Express rate of $12.50
Yes. We happily deliver to PO Boxes and Parcel Lockers anywhere Australia Post services.
If it’s not quite right, return it within 30 days in its original, unopened packaging for a store gift card (no expiry). We don’t offer refunds for change of mind — please choose carefully
💛 For lingerie and wearable items, returns are accepted if unworn/unused, tags attached, and original packaging intact. Please note: return postage is at your cost.
Something not working as promised? We’ve got your back. Email sales@theloveshop.com.au within 30 days of purchase. We may request a clear photo or short video to assess the fault. If confirmed, we’ll replace it with free shipping—or refund you in full if a like-for-like isn’t available. (Misuse or physical damage isn’t covered.)
Quick troubleshooting before you contact us
• Use fresh, standard batteries and insert them correctly
• Make sure the battery compartment is sealed (for waterproof items)
• Hold the power button for a 3-5 seconds to turn most toys on/off
You’re entitled to a repair, replacement or refund if a product is faulty, unsafe, or not as described. We proudly honour the Australian Consumer Law (ACL)—so you can shop with confidence.
✉️ sales@theloveshop.com.au
📞 (08) 8947 0405 (During Business Hours)
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