Tow Nutz are a great way to display your un-cringing manhood to the world.
Are you a happily married man? Why not display your love for your wife by hanging a pair of giant blue balls from the rear of your car. With these dangling behind you, everyone will know instantly that you're happily married and have been for some time.
Maybe you're a young buck who wants all the ladies to know he shaves his testicles to a glistening sheen. What better way to let the foxes on the hunt know that you're well groomed than by hanging some very shining metal testicles from you tow bar?
At the sight of massive, metal, silver shining testicles, the ladies will instantly drop their parties, or so I have it on good authority.
The Tow Nutz come in two main styles. You have the blue balls that are opaque and represent the endurance required to make it as a husband. And the silver shining testicles that are a symbol of your freedom and utter love for your testicles and all that they represent as a single buck.
Come in store and check them out in person. You can even cradle these monsters in your hands to get a feel for which one is right for you.
If you're looking a different style Tow Nutz, one that fits more closely with your desired message, ask in-store, and we may be able to find just the right testicles for you.
On Box Description:
Tow Nutz. Let 'em hang. Give your ride some big balls. Show them who is king of the road with Tow Nutz.
Tow Nutz can be secured to your car using the cable ties supplied. You may need to attach the ties together in a figure 8 configuration as show in the illustration, to insure that your Tow Nutz will hang in the right direction.
Please ensure the Tow Nutz are tightly secured to your vehicle to avoid them coming loose while driving. The manufacturer cannot accept responsibility for any accidents caused by Tow Nutz coming free from vehicles.
H x 18cm
W x 11cm
D x 9cm
This product will have to go into a 500g Express Post Bag
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