Male masturbation has been a comedy staple for generations, but it's actually serious business. Or, so I tell myself before I close my eyes at night. However, Pipedream seem to agree with me, as they have brought out a smashing collection of male masturbators that would make our ancestors say "Smart Phone? Who gives a shit about a phone, check out this fake vagina! Amazing technology!", or something to that effect.
While I may have a slight obsession with my own genitalia, this product makes it seem more like the norm. After all, how could it be weird when they have incredible products making it almost impossible for me to keep my hands to myself...wait, you know I mean...
If you're anything like me, and like wish to enjoy your sex drive in the comfort of your own presence, this male sex toy is the perfect self-gifting gift for this upcoming birthday.
Seriously though, masturbation not only feels great but is healthy, natural, and can keep you sane. So to avoid the hospital or the loony bin you need a male masturbator. It's a matter of health!
On Box Description:
She's been around the block a few times but that doesn't mean her tight little asshole isn't safe for a good hard ass fucking! This Bumpy Bitch has a super-tight brown-eye surrounded by tiny pleasure bumps. Experience the thrill of banging a skanky slut without wearing a condom and go bareback on this bitch. The dirtier they are, the more they love to get rammed in the poop chute by your rock-hard rod!
The super-soft Fanta-Flesh is phthalate free and designed to wrap around every inch of your cock. It's warm, lifelike, and feels just like the real thing - only better! The contoured stroking grip gives you a super-tight stroke and allows you to control the squeeze. When you're done, blow a load deep inside her ass and watch the cum ooze out! it's the filthiest anal creampie you ever experienced!
The soft, lifelike masturbator is lined with pleasure pearls that are guaranteed to make you explode!
H x 18cm
W x 12cm
This product will have to go into a 500kg Express Post Bag
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